Jen, this is stupid stuff:

prostheticknowledge:

Finding Goatse: The Mystery Man Behind the Most Disturbing Internet Meme in History 

Gawker details the discovery of the identity behind the visually traumatizing meme of Web 1.0

Sometime in the late 20th century a naked man bent over, spread his ass and took a picture. Eventually that picture, known as Goatse, became one of the most venerable memes in internet history. Who is this man, and how did his ass take over the internet?

The story of Goatse begins with a mustachioed, wiry man in his late forties who goes by the name “Kirk Johnson.” Johnson is a prominent practitioner of extreme penetration, which is the extreme penetration community’s term of art for sticking huge objects up your ass. For years, Johnson has been rumored to be the Goatse man, based on their similar frame, skills, and matching moles on both Goatse’s and Johnson’s ass.

Reader, I examined the moles. They match.

The article thankfully doesn’t include any images other than the one you see above. A legend (for all the wrong reasons) uncovered …

You can read it here